If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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