why didn't you poke me back
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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