but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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