i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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