well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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