I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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