All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Im part way to drunk.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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