): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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