when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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