did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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