i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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