It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she looked like the before picture.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
tell me about the fingering
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