i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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