An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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