I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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