i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just pee around me
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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