the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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