Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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