idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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