whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I need a beard to bite.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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