what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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