that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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