that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
No subtext here. People are naked.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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