I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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