At least make sure they are 18
Why
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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