It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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