Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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