So drunk its hurt
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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