i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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