Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I need a beard to bite.
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