you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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