We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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