Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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