bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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