Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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