these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
