So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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