I wish I only lived at night.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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