The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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