Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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