And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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