What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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