I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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