why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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