I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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