I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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