so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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