She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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