Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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