we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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