scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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