What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I've blown a few things in my day
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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